today in spam

Some subject highlights from today's spam box:
-and my comments!

by the luscious dark babe feeling herself up
-new battle cry for he-man? she-ra?

Do you think Bill and I are going to make a good couple?
-bill cheats on you hillary. get over it and focus more on your campaign.

Your Phenterm1ne 0rder #3561443
-i've been wondering where my phentermlne is.

The certain way to save money is to buy medicines
-that's why i bought phentermlne.

rise the length of nipplepierced virgin with nice hard round titties
-and all this time i've been using stalks of celery to raise the length of my nipplepierced virgin.

FROM FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA.
-MUST BE IMPORTANT IF THEY HAVE TO SHOUT IT!

All data is transmitted through a secure server by our credit card processor.
-that is a comfort. i was worried that someone had stolen my identity and i wouldn't get my phentermlne.

jam on!

last night i went to the rose city rollerssemi-final bout! it rocked my world, even though my team, the guns n rollers lost. it was a a great time because i was with scotty, suzanne, mahotma blondie, chrispyfur, nikki nightrain, and lloydz. i love my crew!

damn, roller derby is the best sport in the world!

swiftly down the chimney

on tuesday i went with my friends charise and christopher to watch the swifts. this was one of the coolest things i've seen! basically a whole bunch of people gather with their pick nick baskets and wine to watch thousands of birds swirl around an old chimney before they eventually dive in a few at a time until the sky is clear. these magnificent birds gather for about 6 weeks in the fall to roost together before heading south. it was amazing to watch them swirl around and try to dodge the oncoming attacks of hawks.

i think i'm going to go again, anyone want to join me?

from another dimension

i'm condensing down to two identical blogs instead of 4 (the one you are reading now, and this one. i know, it's crazy that i want to try and cut down on the amount of times i fucking have to copy, paste, reformat. geez, you'd think i'm trying to make my life easier or something!

anywho, i was going deleting my old myspace blogs when i found the below gems and decided to present them for your nostalgic enjoyment.

April 17, 2004 - Saturday

Feeling up destiny

fried egg, fried egg. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. falling over mayonnaise, landing in ketchup...fry sauce!

please touch my ear. i need love. fall for me, fall for me. kiss my toe.

find a penis in the drawer, wear it for a crown. nuts to this, nuts to this. find me a cow.

feeling up destiny.



February 10, 2004 - Tuesday

looking for a good time

hello.

please leave a message after the tone......tone.....

"um, hello? hello?...don't tell me i got the fucking answering machine...son-of-a-bitch!...hey...hey, nadene! put down that pipe and listen to this....every time i try to buy crack off of this punk ass i always get the machine. i'm gonna cut this motha up real nice, yo...BITCH!!!"

t:ba

yesterday, today, and tomorrow are the three days i signed up to participate in the reading out loud program for the tba festival. yesterday i read don delillo's libra out loud around the front entrance to powell's, and today i read john steinbeck's the grapes of wrath out loud just outside of pam. it's been a lot of fun so far.

i can't wait to see who i'm reading tomorrow and where i'll be!

the best was left for last

last night was my final night of performing in the tba. i read from joseph heller's novel catch 22. i was in the pearl this time, near jamison park. i enjoyed reading this book very much and really got into it. several people made comments and asked what was going on. it was a very positive experience and i plan on doing it again next year.

from now until the end of the week i get to relax and enjoy other people's performances and exhibitions for the tba festival!

it hapened one week.

two thousand and seven yielded my second year at burning man.

what a trip! so many things happened that i'm not sure what to think. most notably, i reconnected with my long lost friend ryan, and i had a spiritual journey that led to self discovery.

ryan is growing on me like smiling at sunrise! which, by the way, is the best thing since baby wipes! he's an awesome guy and i can't wait to initiate him into the annals of life long friends. wow, just wow! we've committed to visiting each other in our perspective cities of residence, so i can't wait to get the ball rolling on that. it's so exciting when you cultivate a friendship into something beautiful and insane. i'm not talking a romantic journey here, but a strong fraternal relationship that lasts for an indefinite amount of time. besides, he's into girls and he's not exactly my type. i much prefer the skaters or computer nerds.

my spiritual journey was on my own, of course. i realized while meditating in front of a brass lotus way out by the trash fence one night that i am an artist and that i need to work on making that my number one priority. i'm going to go full steam ahead on this one and can't wait to see the outcome. life is about to get more dangerous and titillating!