i'm condensing down to two identical blogs instead of 4 (the one you are reading now, and this one. i know, it's crazy that i want to try and cut down on the amount of times i fucking have to copy, paste, reformat. geez, you'd think i'm trying to make my life easier or something!
anywho, i was going deleting my old myspace blogs when i found the below gems and decided to present them for your nostalgic enjoyment.
April 17, 2004 - Saturday
Feeling up destiny
fried egg, fried egg. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. falling over mayonnaise, landing in ketchup...fry sauce!
please touch my ear. i need love. fall for me, fall for me. kiss my toe.
find a penis in the drawer, wear it for a crown. nuts to this, nuts to this. find me a cow.
feeling up destiny.
February 10, 2004 - Tuesday
looking for a good time
hello.
please leave a message after the tone......tone.....
"um, hello? hello?...don't tell me i got the fucking answering machine...son-of-a-bitch!...hey...hey, nadene! put down that pipe and listen to this....every time i try to buy crack off of this punk ass i always get the machine. i'm gonna cut this motha up real nice, yo...BITCH!!!"
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